9.03.2010

Dis-tressed



I don't believe in much. In fact, I can't wait to dispel the tooth fairy myth. I'd rather just hand Madan a dollar each time he yanks out a tooth. It sure beats sneaking into his room at midnight and slowly sliding my hand under the pillow and frantically looking for the tooth and slowly sliding a buck under his pillow and slowly tiptoeing away, sweating bullets because I don't want to be found out.

However, I do believe in the hair fairy. Who else could have done this to my little girl's locks? That mop necessitates at least two bottles of detangler. She looks like she belongs in an '80s music video. I'd pay a million bucks to sleep that well.

2 comments:

Shannel said...

If I equate bad morning hair to good sleep then I need to thank my lucky stars! Also, the half glimpse of her elephant shirt has me curious as to what the animals are discussing.

Yo Mama Morris said...

The animals are in the hamper pending laundering. I will post their conversation as soon as I retrieve them! :)