Men, you can thank Mike for this post. He's got your back -- and your wives', um, fronts?
Boys, we know you live in fear of your woman every 28 days of so. You never know when to stock up on chocolate and hide the knives versus when you can actually engage us in rationale, unemotional conversation and touch our boobs without us screaming at you.
Guess what? No mas, mis amigos!
The latest iPhone app lets you track your woman's menstrual cycle. And, as Washington Post staff writer Monica Hesse writes, "...type in the first day of your partner's cycle for a few months. Then sit back and wait for the helpful reminders to pop up on your Apple device. During PMS time, for example, a female symbol appears sporting devil horns. A frisky ovulation alert tells you when your chances for getting down are looking up."
I wonder if this is accompanied by any music? Ladies, wouldn't it be great if your husband was sitting in a meeting and all of a sudden bowchickabowwowwwwwwww blasted out of his iPhone -- time to ditch the boss and get busy with the spouse before Satan rears his ugly head again!
Poor Mike. He has a Blackberry...and a paper calendar...and a red marker. Talk about someone ripe for an iPhone for Father's Day.
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4 comments:
OMG that is too funny!
So, would it be accurate to say, "There's a Pap for that?" ; >
Hysterical!
I'm putting it on his phone TOMORROW!!
"Ba dump bump!"
That was for you, Chris! :)
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