According to the web site: "The Wearable Towel has three arm openings placed along the side and does not employ the use of any fastener. The Wearable Towel is unisex and can be worn in either a tunic style or a toga style."
Well, thank god for that. Now I can hit every frat party in style -- and change my outfit between keg stands with a simple rewrap. Holy hell.
I think towels should be temporary -- not something you can wear when running errands.
Although, how convenient would it be to wear this terry terribleness around the house? Whenever the Doobies spill (hourly), I could simply mop it up with my outfit, toss the towel in the wash and wrap myself up with a new one! They come in red, white and blue! Or, I could wear it when washing the car, power-spraying the deck, when it's raining!
Wait. Maybe I'm coming around.
What a comfortable way to enjoy the Bible!
It's easy to look like an asshole!
2 comments:
i so want this
Please post pics of you wearing this
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