The Tweeting Towel

OMFG. I'm being followed by the wearable towel. I nearly crapped myself (laughing) when I got this message. I think I'm now in love with the wearable towel for his(?) sense of humor. In fact, I think I owe it to him to buy one and wear it next week. However, I am disappointed that Terry has 0 towel updates. Especially because I'm sure his life must be incredibly interesting. Not everyone gets to wrap themselves around a naked body for hours. Oh, Terry, do tell!

If you don't understand why I'm being followed by a towel on twitter, please read "The Terrible, Wearable Towel."

The Terrible, Wearable Towel

Has someone lost their mind? Snuggie-lovers now have a summer companion for their wardrobes: the wearable towel.





According to the web site: "The Wearable Towel has three arm openings placed along the side and does not employ the use of any fastener. The Wearable Towel is unisex and can be worn in either a tunic style or a toga style."

Well, thank god for that. Now I can hit every frat party in style -- and change my outfit between keg stands with a simple rewrap. Holy hell.

I think towels should be temporary -- not something you can wear when running errands.

Although, how convenient would it be to wear this terry terribleness around the house? Whenever the Doobies spill (hourly), I could simply mop it up with my outfit, toss the towel in the wash and wrap myself up with a new one! They come in red, white and blue! Or, I could wear it when washing the car, power-spraying the deck, when it's raining!

Wait. Maybe I'm coming around.


What a comfortable way to enjoy the Bible!


It's easy to look like an asshole!