The Morris Family Welcomes Olga!

My husband is a funny guy, evidenced by the email thread below. I'm looking forward to Olga joining our family soon. I think I need her more than Mike does. I wish I'd get good spam like my husband. My email "friends" think I'm a man. My inbox is packed with penis enlargement links and Viagra offers.

I wonder what Perm is like this time of year?


-----Original Message-----
From: morrisoa
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 7:47 AM
To: morrismr
Subject: TIttie Play....Tonight - 20 -

hi,

My name is Olga

I am from Perm and want to visit your Country as tourist.

I'm looking to meet a playful and open minded stud for a casual sexbuddy
type situation.

Emailme, I have setup a small photo album online so that I can show you some
pics of me. Take a look and if you like what you see, give me a call, my
contact info is there as well.

I will waiting for your reply.
yours Olga


---------- Forwarded message ----------

On Fri, May 22, 2009 at 8:51 AM, Michael Morris wrote:

Wondering if we could invite Olga from Perm over this weekend to enjoy
Blossom?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Sonali Morris
Date: Fri, May 22, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Subject: Re: FW: TIttie Play....Tonight - 20 -
To: Michael Morris

Sure! Let's not limit this to Blossom. Let's go bigger. I would be happy to take a six-week sabbatical so you can show Olga around. Just make sure someone takes care of the following:

• Cooks breakfast, lunch, dinner
• Cleans dishes
• Empties dishwasher
• Scrubs toilet
• Wipes kids' asses
• Scrubs toilet again
• Cleans floors
• Does laundry
• Chauffers the kids to playdates, parks, appointments
  
• Schedules playdates
• Works at night and blogs
• Remind you of all the appointments you are forgetting
• Referee the kids' fights
• Yells at the kids to clean up
• Steps on legos
• Brushes kids teeth and gives them bath
• Dusts
• Etc.
  

What do they eat in Perm? I would be happy to cook her a nice meal when she gets in and before I get the hell out.

Welcome, Olga!