- People who want to buy something, but have no clue how to transport it.
- People who email, expressing interest in a product, never to resurface again.
- People from Nigeria (or the like) who really think I'm going to cash their f'ing money order for a f'ing swingset.
Do I sound mad? You bet I am. This douchebag wasted 24 hours of my time with his emails. It started innocently enough like any relationship does. But, it ended with a messy separation, like so many relationships do.
He was interested. I was excited. $700!
We engaged in dialogue.
It seemed like it would work.
I asked for some personal information.
He went single white female crazy and sent a nonsensical email.
I considered replying, telling him to fuck off, but Mike doesn't like when I invite trouble. Instead, I ceased and desisted all communication.
Oh, Stanley. Isn't there a McDonald's in Nigeria where you can make an honest buck? Seriously. Do you get your rocks off bilking innocent people on craigslist? You are a loser. If you really want your scam to work, maybe take a few ESL courses in between writing your incredibly inarticulate emails. Better yet, why don't you outsource your faux communication to India where the people at least know how to type a sentence in another language? You might have a prayer of making a dishonest buck then, you tool.
You tried to hook me, but you got the boot. I only wish I could have shoved it so far up your ass, you'd have choked on it. Cheers!
2 comments:
what an a-hole. maybe he's really a saudi prince who is willing to invest millions in your new company if you just send him your bank account number.
"why don't you outsource your faux communication to India where the people at least know how to type a sentence in another language"
hmm - i beg to differ .... or maybe that's my frustration with trying to have a phone conversation over here ...
sigh.
I bet Stanley really wanted to see if you'd wire him money because he's stuck in some unknown country where the American embassy won't help him?
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