Good Vibrations

I have a Blackberry. And boy am I frustrated.

Clearly, my piece of technology is just not as useful as an iPhone whose latest app will make your head spin. Ladies, meet MyVibe. It turns your phone into a vibrator. You'll never have to use the incredibly lame and transparent, "Oh, I'm going to a bachelorette party" excuse with airport security again. This takes lovin' your iPhone to a whole new level, friends. So, go get your X-rated app and enjoy. But, forgive me if I never ever borrow your phone again. Ever.

P.S. Thank you, Mike, for the lead.