Look what the cat dragged in now...

Reach for the sky, biscuit breath.

Okay. So, this dude in Kansas was charged with stealing a woman's underwear. Meanwhile, a cat named Jack in Idaho has been accused of stealing:

• underwear
• hats
• shorts
• 27 pairs of gloves

Coincidence? Oh, no, no, nooooooooooo, my friends, I think not. I'm scouring the web right now trying to see if a dude in Kansas lost his pet cat or has started listing EUC gloves on eBay. It might be time for a citizen's arrest. This could get ugly.