Oh, I'm so scared. I'm putting it all out there for the world to see while my kids are sitting here, watching Sir Topham Hat espouse useful crap to his trains. Personally, I'm wondering why Hat hasn't suffered a heart attack yet. There's so much shit that goes down at the railyard and I'm sure his cholesterol is sky high. The Troublesome Trucks alone are reason for a coronary. Oh, Sir Topham, please take up clean eating and a treadmill.
I want everyone to know. I hate Thomas. (Madan, sorry if you're reading this 10 years later and are just finding out.) I don't know if it's the creepy train eyes, the dead George Carlin's voice overs or the witty banter -- "flatten my funnel!", "bust my buffers". I just think the whole premise is gay. Not gay like my friends who love Britney and my Beijo bag. Gay like how I played the flute, wore a horrible maroon uniform with a stupid hat and marched in formation in Junior High gay. Luckily, it only took me one month to fling the flute to bloody hell and join the color guard. In retrospect, that might have been equally gay, but at the time, I thought it was cool to twirl a big freaking flag. But, I digress. As much as I secretly despise Thomas the Tank Engine, he is allowing me to make my first useless blog post.
Dammit. He is a useful little shit.
5 comments:
I personally prefer the narrative skills of Alec Baldwin to George Carlin although I can't wait to hear 007s take on this children's classic. And don't even get me started on Ringo - he should just focus on his All-Star Band.
I wondered how long it would take you to join the Twitter geeks AND the blog-o-sphere.
Welcome!
I always thought Sir Topham Hat was such an a-hole to the trains. And his wife needs to go on a serious diet, too.
welcome to blogspot! it's about time!
I totally agree. That show gives me the creeps. It reminds me of a dark alley full of scary thugs. After watching an episode I need to watch several hours of bright, happy Dora to even things out.
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