Yesterday was Madan's 6th day of Safety Town. The "Street Team" from Rainbow Babies & Children's Hospital's Injury Prevention Center visited to discuss poison safety. (Or, scare the crap out of kids.) The kids got handouts entitled, "Circle Me If I'm Safe to Eat." (Yes. If I had created that sheet, the pictures would have been very different and I probably would have been fired.)
Madan's completed handout left a few unanswered questions.
- Are those vitamins or muscle relaxers?
No clue, but Madan wants to eat them. So, he's either going to be totally healthy or totally comatose. That one's a win-win, I guess, provided the coma is temporary. - What up with the soup?
Could he have mistaken the can for something else, say, Comet? Or, had he witnessed my parents opening up some Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup, a red blob plopping out into a saucepan while maintaining the shape of its container? If he did, then good job, Doobie! Food, especially liquid food, shouldn't keep the shape of its can.
