Move over, bacon, here comes something cooler.

Hi everyone! I'm trying to migrate friends and enemies over to my new website so please pardon any minor hiccups and/or royal mess ups through this transition. Complaints can be sent to my Mother who will most likely chase you down with one of her rolling pins and say, "You leave my daughter alone! She is trying her best, but she is stupid girl who does not understand HTML coding. If she would have listened to me in the first place and study Journalism, everything would have been fine and she would be rich, famous magazine writer by now instead of poor, stupid blogger. Bhut*."

Cheers!

*Bhut - Indian word for demon.