Bad Egg! Good Sport!

The first half of the headline refers to me. The second, to Kaila. Okay, quick quiz for all y'all.


What's wrong with this picture?
A. The beer is spilling
B. There is no funnel.
C. Mom is passed out under the table.


What doesn't belong?
A. The pizza.
B. The Corona.
C. All the modern furniture.


Caption contest
A. Mama! Your fucking Scotch!
B. Don't cry over spilled Scotch.
C. What's the affinity between this modern furniture store and spilling and exploding alcohol?



Who said Meijer can't be fun? Right. Me.
I made her take a shower as soon as we got home.