Doobieisms.

Kids say the darndest things. The Doobies are no exception. So, I'm keeping a running list. That way, when they're older, they can't bitch about how I never listened to them. They'll see that I did hear what they were saying, but simply chose to ignore them. Without further a-doobage, here are the Doobieisms from this past week. Sorry, FB friends. You've probably read these already.

Kaila: Why do they call it a pizza party? Because they have pizza?
(That sound is me tearing up her application to Harvard and Googling "burnt potato chip sorter positions available".)

Me: Just a minute Kaila.
Kaila: Okay, I'll just keep spinning around in circles until you're ready.
Kaila: (5 minutes later and very dizzy) Do I bother you? (Starts laughing like a homicidal maniac.)

Kaila: Sometimes when I'm in my bath. I can't get out so I just pee in the bathtub. Just kidding.
(I have to admit, she's still got me scratching my head on that one.)

Madan: I need to check my Halloween costume to make sure it doesn't have a gun.
Me: I'd never send you to school with a gun on your costume. It's prohibited.
Madan: I know, but we're not even allowed to have fake ones.
(Guess I'll need to return the Uzi I bought from Walmart.)

Kaila: I DO have a marble in my head. ONE. (2 minutes later...) I just lost it. For real. I lost the marble.
(You ain't kidding, sister.)

Madan: You guys KNOW what "junk" is. It's your butt and your penis combined. COME ON, MOM AND DAD!
(Um...)