Sold. Productivity came screeching to a halt. I opened the email. (Shit, wouldn't you?) The message contained nothing but a link. What a tease. I clicked and waited, wondering what the hell was going to happen next.
The screen rebuilt and my eyes were greeted with images of Posh Spice teetering around London throughout the day in her sky-high heels, cream dirndl skirt and sheer top. She wore the same ensemble in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening.
OMFG. STOP THE PRESSES! She wore the SAME outfit for the ENTIRE day?
I was dumbfounded. How could this have happened? Was the Queen of quick change about to be dethroned? What would People say? Despite my shocked state, I continued reading, knowing that was what Mike wanted me to do. Glad I did.
It seems that Ms. Beckham has embraced the latest femme fashion -- women who have thrown their boulder holders to the wind. And, while that appears to be true (at least from these pics) what's not so apparent is whether Posh's protruding nipples are, gasp!, not the real tip o' the ta tas! Doubters say that she might be using nipple enhancers!
I'm going to have to call bullshit on Beckham using these little asset enhancers. She doesn't strike me as that type. But, seriously, ladies. I'm all for flaunting your perky li'l presents, but do we need to give Pottery Barn coat pegs a run for their money?
But, that's just my point of view.
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