With my apologies to The Beatles.

"The Day After Mother's Day is Like a Swift Kick in the Ass"
(Or, the song formerly known as "Yesterday.")

Yesterday,
All my children seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half as rested as I used to be,
There's two doobies hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why Sunday
Had to go I don't know, it wouldn't say.
I slept in way too long,
That was wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Queen was such an easy role to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why Sunday
Had to go I don't know, it wouldn't say.
I slept in,
Way too long, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
I ordered everyone 'round for a day,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh.

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The party's always fun while you're there. Not so much fun the day after.