My parents will be here in six hours or less. I just started cleaning. Mike will say, um, no. You started blogging about cleaning. Details. Purist. Farty pants.
First stop. Guest bedroom. I yelled for the kids to go play without hurting each other. Then, I did what any immodest mother sans cleaning lady does. I grabbed the Soft Scrub and got naked. Yes, it was shower cleaning time.
Now, don't y'all tell me you've never done this. I know you time-pressed mamas sacrifice your skin for the shower's sake. And, while I'm sure I just took 10 years off my life via a toxin steam bath, I must say, I've never felt so damn squeaky clean in my life. I think I got a free dermabrasion, too.
Hopefully, my parents will never read this post. If they do, (Hi Mom! Hi, Dad!) I'm sure they'll never be able to shower in this house again without a horrible visual. Let's test the limits of unconditional love.
1 comment:
I just recently discovered cleaning while IN the shower - literally. I won't go into details, but I think I'd skip the SoftScrub. I go the more gentle route and then don't have any peeling skin afterwards.
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